It was a long time ago in a galaxy we call our own. Next Thursday after tomorrow to be exact.
There was a super-secret, double-blind study funded by horrible
people and ran by even more horrible people who accidentally-on-purpose
let loose a virus that raised the dead and gave them a bad case of the
munchies.
DRAMATIC MUSIC (buh buh buhhhh)
The Zombs were born.
But luckily for the human race, a magical unicorn riding a tank arrived
and used its ancient magic to turn them into playing cards. But as with
all magic, there was a catch. The Zombs would stay cards—but only when
someone, somewhere was playing Zombs card game. The unicorn devoted his
life to ensuring that the Zombs would stay cards
But the unicorn’s contract ran out and the only replacement available
was Frank the Flying Pig. Now don’t get me wrong, Frank’s nice enough
pig, but he’s is not so good at his job. So as of last Thursday, the
only thing keeping Zombs from doing an all-you-can-eat buffet on
humanity are those brave people who continue to play Zombs. Frank
devoted his life to mud… and slop. And other piggy… type… things.
Basically, he doesn’t care about the impending Zombs Apocalypse…
But we know that YOU
care. That’s why you will be playing Zombs
every change you get, right?
A fast, fun, zombie-themed retro-style card game featuring a flying pig
and a unicorn riding a tank! Be the first to build your horde and bask
in the ultimate glory of awesome victory. Sounds easy, but your
opponents will not just stand by and let you win. No, they want to block
and quarantine your precious horde, so they must be defeated at all
costs. It's a life and death struggle that only the greatest, coolest
and super nice will survive.
Gameplay mainly involves turn-based drawing and playing cards.
Players start and grow their horde by placing cards of the same color in
numerical sequence one through ten, but other players will attempt to
hinder their progress by blocking, curing, and quarantining. There is
even a Zomb-Fish card which allows you to steal a card from another
player. The game usually intensifies as one player gets closer and
closer to completing their horde, which usually ramps up the “take that”
element of the game. Fast, fun, humorous, retro-style, zombie-themed, family-friendly card game for 2-4 players ages 12 and up Perfect for people with a twisted sense of humor who are into zombies, flying pigs, and tank-driving unicorns Includes 68 full-color 2.5” x 3.5” playing cards in a folded tuckbox printed in the USA Typical game length: 30 minutes Skill level: Beginner 100% GENUINE – U S A SELLER PROFESSIONAL SHIPPING! Please see pictures for an accurate description of the item and condition I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING BEFORE BIDDING. PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU BID IF YOU ARE NOT SURE OF ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AUCTION. ITEMS
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